Let’s not beat around the bush here: A lot of Valentine’s Day gift guides are just plain boring.
Sure, we can all appreciate a good bouquet of flowers or piece of jewellery — the heartfelt stuff is nice once in a while. Once in a while, though. Not every damn year.
Not every couple thinks Valentine’s Day means mush to the max and for some of us, Valentine’s Day is the perfect excuse to give in to primal urges. And hey, sometimes spicing things up in the bedroom is the most romantic thing you can do.
We’ve scoured the internet to find the sexiest gifts on the market this year, making sure that as many kinks as possible get some recognition. Whether your boo is into toys, BDSM, or a bit of food play, there’s bound to be a gift option that satisfies them in every way.
NSFW warning: Before you scroll any further, we’d suggest making sure your screen isn’t visible to bosses, children, or conservative family members. This one is probably best to scroll through when there’s nobody else around.
Oh yeah, and we apologise in advance for using words like “penetration.” No matter how sex-positive you are, that word sucks.
These are the sexiest Valentine’s Day gifts for 2020.